{"id":93,"date":"2020-10-07T13:33:00","date_gmt":"2020-10-07T13:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/?p=93"},"modified":"2025-05-12T13:36:58","modified_gmt":"2025-05-12T13:36:58","slug":"aspirateur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/2020\/10\/07\/aspirateur\/","title":{"rendered":"Aspirateur"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Coup de poker<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Aujourd\u2019hui, l\u2019agent Gechter m\u2019a demand\u00e9\u2026 ordonn\u00e9, m\u00eame, que je passe un coup d\u2019aspirateur de mon c\u00f4t\u00e9 du bureau, sous le pr\u00e9texte que, je cite :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C\u2019est tellement sale et mal rang\u00e9 qu\u2019on croirait la chambre de mon petit dernier !<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Du coup, j\u2019ai risqu\u00e9 un <strong>coup de poker<\/strong><span id='easy-footnote-1-93' class='easy-footnote-margin-adjust'><\/span><span class='easy-footnote'><a href='https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/2020\/10\/07\/aspirateur\/#easy-footnote-bottom-1-93' title='En francais dans le texte.'><sup>1<\/sup><\/a><\/span>. je lui ai demand\u00e9 des nouvelles de ses enfants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">J\u2019ai m\u00eame accept\u00e9 de jeter un \u0153il sur 2 ou 3 photos. Sans vomir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00c7a a march\u00e9. Il en a oubli\u00e9 l\u2019aspirateur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Par contre, j\u2019esp\u00e8re qu\u2019il ne se mettra jamais au smartphone. Des photos, c\u2019est d\u00e9j\u00e0 douloureux, alors j\u2019ai vraiment pas envie de les voir bouger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Coup de poker Aujourd\u2019hui, l\u2019agent Gechter m\u2019a demand\u00e9\u2026 ordonn\u00e9, m\u00eame, que je passe un coup d\u2019aspirateur de mon c\u00f4t\u00e9 du bureau, sous le pr\u00e9texte que, je cite : C\u2019est tellement sale et mal rang\u00e9 qu\u2019on croirait la chambre de mon petit dernier ! Du coup, j\u2019ai risqu\u00e9 un coup de poker. je lui ai demand\u00e9 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-donnees","category-perso"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":94,"href":"https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions\/94"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}