{"id":205,"date":"2021-03-05T09:49:00","date_gmt":"2021-03-05T09:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/?p=205"},"modified":"2025-05-13T10:25:08","modified_gmt":"2025-05-13T10:25:08","slug":"la-corlaisienne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/2021\/03\/05\/la-corlaisienne\/","title":{"rendered":"La Corlaisienne"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">La p\u00e2tisserie des vrais hommes<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00c7a fait plusieurs fois que, quand je me ram\u00e8ne une corlaisienne de la p\u00e2tisserie d\u2019\u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9, G. lui lance de petits regards discrets.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Aujourd\u2019hui, apr\u00e8s la pause de midi, alors que je me pr\u00e9parais \u00e0 sortir m\u2019en acheter une, I\u00e9ronimus m\u2019a demand\u00e9 de lui en acheter une pour lui.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Il y a go\u00fbt\u00e9, il en a mang\u00e9 presque un quart, et a d\u00e9clar\u00e9 forfait. En pr\u00e9textant que c\u2019\u00e9tait trop sucr\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Une heure apr\u00e8s, il m\u2019a demand\u00e9 de fermer derri\u00e8re moi en partant, parce qu\u2019il rentrait chez lui, vu qu\u2019il ne se sentait pas bien.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Soit disant qu\u2019il a fait l\u2019arm\u00e9e, et il cale sur une p\u00e2tisserie ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/corlaisienne.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/corlaisienne_px.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-206\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/corlaisienne_px.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/corlaisienne_px-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/corlaisienne_px-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/corlaisienne_px-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La p\u00e2tisserie des vrais hommes \u00c7a fait plusieurs fois que, quand je me ram\u00e8ne une corlaisienne de la p\u00e2tisserie d\u2019\u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9, G. lui lance de petits regards discrets. Aujourd\u2019hui, apr\u00e8s la pause de midi, alors que je me pr\u00e9parais \u00e0 sortir m\u2019en acheter une, I\u00e9ronimus m\u2019a demand\u00e9 de lui en acheter une pour lui. Il [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-donnees","category-perso"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=205"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":208,"href":"https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205\/revisions\/208"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nootilus.com\/3i\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}